I've seriously died and gone to heaven. Hrmm.....check this out. A year before I got out of college, I said I was going to have one of these in my bachelor pad. And now I look at this and think hrmm...I think it's time to make good on my word. I just think of this crazy ass moment where someone walks into the pad and sees this stripper pole in the middle of the living room. Most conservative people will be remark, "What is that?" I'd then proceed to explain that it's a stripper pole, and change the subject! It would be the funniest, weirdest moment ever. I could even imagine women, just wanting to "try it out." And asking, "Can i just try it...?", I'd then say sure......puahahahahaha!!! Corruption is a biatch!
