So every now and then I read Nat Friedman's blog, cause not only is educational, but really really entertaining. This particular entry of course is hilarious, so much that I have posted part of it below. Hopefully one day the text below won't be presented like such awful crap either. But just read!
| Senator John Kerry: | No, that's not my bag. Mine is blue, and it's wrapped in cellophane. |
| Police Escort: | Senator, this one is blue and wrapped in cellophane. |
| Senator John Kerry: | I think it has someone else's name on it. |
| Nat: | Excuse me, Senator. |
| Police Escort: | You're right, it says "Property of Belinda someone." |
| Nat: | Excuse me, Senator, I just wanted to say hello. |
| Senator John Kerry: | >turning to greet the dapper young man< Hello. |
| Nat: | I am a big supporter, and it's a great honor to meet you, sir. |
| Senator John Kerry: | Good, good. It's good to meet you. >shaking hands< |
| Nat: | Yes, I contributed to your campaign, and — |
| Senator John Kerry: | Great! Keep up the fight. |
| Nat: | Anyway, I was wondering if you could possibly reimburse me for my contribution. |
| Senator John Kerry: | ... |
| Nat: | So, if you want to just write me a check now, we can call ourselves square. |
| Police Escort: | I think this is your bag, Senator. |
