This is a rather funny entry of text. It was a comment to one of my posts, I decided it needed more exposure. Please know I'm in no way a "Hitler" fan, but hey the guy had something going for him cause he had a girlfriend right? Well of course in all things that are wacky/strange/plain weird about Hitler, his girlfriend was his teenaged niece.
Even Hitler Had A GirlfriendI still haven't found a girlfriend,Though i've tried a lot.So, can you help me please,It's tougher than i thought.The odds are pretty good,but the goods are pretty odd.Though at this point,I'll take anything you've got.I see this all the time,Nice girls in love with jerks,What could they be thinking?Tell me how it works.If i got some problems,Well i wouldn't be the first.But the ones I have in mind are even worse.And even Hitler had a girlfriend,Who he could always call,That would always be there for himIn spite of all his faultsHe was the worst guy ever.reviled and despised,Even Hitler had a girlfriendSo why can't I?Why can't I?Life is full of contradictionsHard to understandAnd for every happy woman,There's a lonely manNixon had his puppy.Charles Manson had his clanGod forbid that i get a girlfriend.Even Hitler had a girlfriendWho he could call his own,To sweeten days of bitterness,and feeling all aloneI'm not as bad as Hitler,But that doesn't mean a thing,Since they'd rather be with Hitler, more than meI don't see, why they'd rather be with Hitler,more than me.
