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I picked up this novel entitled, Survivor, written by Chuck Palahniuk.The following is an excerpt from the book.

A guy's calling to say he's failing Algebra II.Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself.A woman calls and says her kids won't behave.Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself.A man calls to say his car won't start.Kill yourself.A woman calls to ask what time the late movies starts.Kill yourself.She asks, "Isn't this 555-1327? Is this the Moorehouse CinePlex?"I say, Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?"Well, sweetheart, I tell her, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.